Uncle Ryan is currently a hero of the Bum’s. He sees Uncle Ryan as larger than life, driven by a range of colorful stories of Uncle Ryan’s adventures growing up — being attacked by bees, getting stuck in quick mud, jumping out of airplanes, left sleeping on the beach by his family, getting bitten in the head by a German shepherd, having a golf ball driven into his side at close range, and many more.
Hopefully the Bum will follow Uncle Ryan’s advice:
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And, here’ the Bum roaring like a small lion, then a big lion, then a small lion, then a big lion, then a small…
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any way we can encourage Ryan to wear a shirt ALL of the time?
Only if the shirt he wears all the time is that candy-striper red one with the same glorious necktie. I’d be pleased if he was required to wear that everyday to work.
What is he saying? I need closed captioning on that. Also, I’m glad to know that I am a one man Three Stooges show with all those injuries.
If you ask the Bum, “What does Uncle Ryan say?” he will reply “No whinin’ and no cryin'”